sunbathing and revising in the garden hell yes. will my laptop die in this heat i dont know
Kama Sutra.
iyer. i'm peyton. I deleted my tumblr then remade it like 6 months after and realised it was still shit, so I don't really come on that much.I still only have 45 followers after remaking. I quite like it, there isn’t a pressure to post quality posts I just post what I want, when I want and how I want because I’m fucking fabulous.
Bitches, I do law and I call bull shit because in assault you don’t actually touch the victim, you just scare them. It’s battery where you touch them
bitch please.
(via edwrad)
- math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
I was helping my little brother
Where the fuck does jack come from
That’s basically what math is like for the rest of your life.
I love how the answer is at the bottom of the page. And how is any kid suppose to know how many stickers Jack has? Does Tani and Jen give Jack their stickers? I wish I was Jack. My friends never give me stickers.You’re all missing the point. This isn’t math. Rather it’s metaphysics, or the existence of our being. Theoretically speaking, Jack isn’t a person. Jack exists in all of us. We are Jack. Jack is all of us. Every single one of us. In each inept part of our being, our existence, Jack lives. Forgotten and ignored, yet he exists in our never ending subconscious. The question, rather, is how many stickers do we all have?
(via maositgoing)
